So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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