does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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