thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
someone owes me an orgasm
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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