Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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