He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
My vagina is officially offended.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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