she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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