i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What a dumb baby whore.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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