Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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