if you like me you must not know who I am
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ok first of all what the fuck
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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