So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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