ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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