Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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