Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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