oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
tell me about the fingering
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