Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He passed out mid-signature
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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