So drunk its hurt
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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