Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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