Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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