Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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