I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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