why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
so let's talk penis.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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