I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
don't judge my taste in strippers
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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