ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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