just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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