i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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