He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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