went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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