i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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