and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have post one night stand depression
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
