There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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