I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize
