She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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