Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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