I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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