Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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