girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Of course I have a pirate flag
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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