NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
