Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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