They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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