hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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