Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize