Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
no you cant smoke seaweed
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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