we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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