Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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