I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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