your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Will exercising make me less horny?
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