when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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