we have officially lost it.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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