he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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