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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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