and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Quick, to the slutcave!
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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