hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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