Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Even my vagina gasped.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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