Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
