You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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